There is a company, in Canada, who, about 10 years ago, changed their name. From The Mutual Funds Group. To my name. Clarica.
If I make it big, they are either going to pat themselves on the back, or rue the day. And very probably both.
It would be HILARIOUS if I got a job as a social media expert, from Clarica. I WOULD TOTALLY TAKE IT.
I made notes for this blog post 'yesterday'.
- Why I deserve a paycheck from a member of the Sun Life Insurance Group:
I am a social media expert.
They stole my name.
I am not bitter.
Those other girls named Clarica aren't doing squat for you.
Thanks for the personalized deck of cards!
The funny part is that I may become a social media expert. So far my skills consist of 'liking' comments on facebook, SUPERFAST. And I encouraged a quilt store owner to put something on her website, even if she didn't have the pictures ready.
But I plan to learn the twitter.
Mua ha ha.
For the record, I do have a metric for making it big. It's called an income. I will not settle for my own page on Wikipedia. Don't waste your time!
But do feel free to purchase something very expensive from Amazon.com. I have even provided a link!
Clarica the company? You get a link when I get the check. Just make sure you let me know if you want the link here, or in a different funny article that may or may not be more to your taste.